SHE WONKY BUT SHE CUTE
"I feel like I should be disqualified from life sometimes"
Deciding to live isn't just about avoiding suicidal thoughts, clearing yourself of mind numbing behavior or accepting other peoples belief systems. This is my truth, if this doesn't fit your emotional evolution you may find yourself opposing my position, in which case please click the link for a in depth apology. https://thatsthefinger.com/
BE IN It. oh shitass!
Sometime days I just want to burn the laundry pile that keeps magically reappearing in my house each week. With hell fire in my eyes I've threatened my partner with separate laundry baskets for 2+ years now because his underwear makes me angry. I swear his laundry represents my personal hell. I imagine if there is such a thing as eternal damnation, it's me folding other peoples laundry.
HELLO LILY WELCOME TO HELL!
Devil: NO IT'S QUITE HOT HERE
Me: Cool, a place where the thermostat is high enough.
Devil: NO IT'S HOT YOU TURKEY!! AHHHGHG *MUMBLES
Me: You seem, tense from all of this damnation stuff. Wanna hear a dad joke?
Me:What's the difference between you and a egg?...
Devil: *Sighs WHAT!?
Me: The egg get's laid and you don't! WHAAAAATTTTTTT
Devil: THAT'S IT YOU'RE FOLDING MY LAUNDRY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!
*steals one sock for the rest of eternity and is named Hell's honorary sock gnome.
Instead I show my love by not burning him alive in a pile of clothes that I didn't want to wash...
ACCEPTENCE:(In my unique way)
I may have found myself looking away once or twice at a few of his balled up socks after washing them.
I may or may not have thrown them spitefully in the dryer in hopes he has a wet fucking foot at 5 am because lets face it, there's a 50/50 chance that they will not un-knot themselves enough to dry...
And then when they don't... I air dry them anyways because, love. It's the essential need that out weighs all other human emotions... I LOVE it when he makes me coffee at 7am so I can't piss off the source.
My truth is being here for each day, being present, awake and aware enough to see passed the noise of anxiety and allow my childish delight to win. If you can choose to fight the bitterness inside then you have equipped yourself with an essential tool for emotional stability.
CHEERS TO YOU!
*Que "Dreams" By Fleetwood mac